CHRISTINA'S POTATO FUNK
Years Playing 1994 - 1996
Members:
         Nick Westra - Guitar, Vocals
         Jarek Olivetti - Bass, Vocals
         ???? ???? - Drums
Releases:
         Christina's Potato Funk Cassette - 1995
Members came from: Tulip Jiggle
Members went to: Crush The Clown

From Nick Westra: We were a mountain dew band with sing-songy tunes in the spirit of Camper van Beethoven, although we were trying to be like Nirvana. hits included "Hold My Penis" and "Pantyhose". Live performances were limited to famous garage shows, freedom rock festivals, and the purple moon cafe. Our self produced/self titled CASSETTE was released in like 1995. yeah, 1995. We were 16. Our 15 minutes of fame was when we played freedom rock with Plastik Trumpet and Cherry Crush. It was at this show when Jonathan Hischke misquoted our band name as Christmas Potato Funk. Jonathan Hischke was a god to us. Still is, for that matter.